Reduced to a stereotype

What comes to mind when you think of the Democratic presidential candidates? Bill Richardson and Chris Dodd haven't been pegged yet, as far as I know. But here's my list for the rest:

  • Edwards's $400 haircut and 28,000 square foot home
  • Obama's palmed cigarette
  • Biden's plagiarism
  • Kucinich's UFO sighting
  • There are so many possibilities for Hillary that it's difficult to choose. Go way back to commodity trading (when I realized that I could never trust her) or recently, when she learned to move her mouth without saying anything.

I'll say one thing for Hillary: She's managed to cloud the air so much that it's next to impossible impossible to reduce her to a single word or phrase.

I'll do the Republicans next.